Leave it to me, Haruka Gracia, a woman from the moon.
I guess it's true that she's from the moon.
A moon woman? How can you be sure, Miyuki?
If I were only staring at her chest this whole time like you, I wouldn't be.
Can't help it. Her boobs are three times the size of yours.
Yes, no help for it.
This!
That's the emblem of the moon.
Stop that!
That tickles!
This fully developed sole...
A whole suite of harmonies apparent in the shape of the footprint!
Yes, I knew it! The beauty of the arch obtained only by tramping the dirt.
The gentle series of hills from the pad of the big toe to the pinky toe!
What about this naughty heel?
I can see how it grips the ground kindly, then strikes like a sledgehammer!
Wow! It's amazing how she can talk that long about someone's foot!
Isn't that great, Dan?
No, not great! What's your problem?
Hey, lady!
What a dirty face. Who are you?
I'm Dan! Dan!
You came here to meet me, right?!
I speak to feet.
I'm not interested in faces.
Put me down!
Words are false.
But feet don't lie.
Hey! Hey! Put me down! Put me down!
You want to fight that man again, don't you?
Look at a person's face when you talk to them!
Cosmoon! The skeletal structure, so supple and yet so tough, is declaring it to me.
"I want to fight... I want to settle the score with that man!"
Stop it please!
Agappe! Agappe Cosmoon!
So you took up her offer.
Shut up!
Maybe! I'll think about it!
That's all I said!
Her boobs are that good, huh?
That's not the reason!
You're pretty good too!
Thanks.
I prefer 'em the bigger the better myself.
Huh?
THREE-WAY FREE FIGHT
d
deai wa mirai ikusen no kibou All encounters lead to a million future hopes.
e
sora, hatenai shinjitsu made wa tooi The truth's still faraway, as limitless as the sky.
d
meiro no deguchi mada mienakute We haven't found the exit to the maze.
e
hontou no kotae sagashite iru We're searching for the true answer.
d
dakara zettai... So there is no doubt!
e
kurayami no mukou ni mieru hikari no kiseki ga The miraculous lights you can see through the dark...
d
zigzag ni kakenukete kibou e no kiseki wo tsumuideku ...weave a blazing zigzag trail toward hope.
e
kanashimi wa Though sorrow
d
nagareru toki wo tometakutemo wants to stop the flow of time...
e
omoi ya sakebi tsuwaranakutemo Though your feelings and your cries don't reach them...
d
sore demo kokoro ni utsushitsuzukete bokura wa ikiteku We'll still live on, reflecting on it in our hearts,
e
zetsubou wa sou kitto kurikaeshite yuku no ni even though this will just repeat the cycle of despair.
d
nagareru kaze ga tsumetakutemo Though the winds that blow are cold...
e
ikitsuku basho ga mienakutemo Though we can't see where we'll end up...
d
boku wa ima mae wo muki yume no iriguchi de itsuka wa For now, I'm pressing on. Someday, at the entrance to my dream,
e
genkai wo koete yuku we'll surpass all limits.
They're huge! Too huge!
Just as I thought.
Earthdash has stronger gravity than the moon.
And the feet of the people opposing it are beautiful...
That way?
Got it. Thanks.
What did you say?
We're departing immediately?
Yes.
All your future engagements are canceled, Princess.
Why? This is too soon.
This place is too dangerous.
I believe the way you behaved yesterday, Princess,
was due to being overcome by the toxic miasma here.
Not at all! That was...
For you, the best thing would be to take a recuperative retreat...
...in the rich, natural splendors of the Kingdom as soon as possible.
Come! Bring the car around; don't dawdle!
We're setting off!
At some point I fell asleep...
Well, whatever. Guess I'll repair it.
Sela's too?!
This is nice.
Making deliveries using your own two feet once in a while isn't so bad, is it?
I must confess to using a motorbike, though.
Found you.
Just as I thought. You have proud and noble feet.
Who are you?
You're seeking him, aren't you?
What?
These feet are seeking a strong man.
Beckoning men, then stomping them...
But up until now, no man could ever stand toe-to-toe with those feet.
Not once.
That's why you chase after one on those unsullied feet.
What does that mean?
Fight him.
And leave it all to me.
Sela D. Miranda.
Just... who are you?
"Famous Shoe Designer Vanishes Mysteriously"?
Could this be...?
This goes like this, and this goes like...
Jeez, Gramps, where did you go?!
Even while the Bigfoot is getting repaired, Dangan Deliveries is still in business!
Outta the way!
It's not bad making deliveries using your own feet once in a while.
Shut up!
You're not the one running here!
Hello.
Dangan boy. Not making deliveries in your Bigfoot today, then?
Same goes for you.
What do you want?
Keep me company for a bit?
Why?
Let's pick up where we left off yesterday.
As if.
I see. Without a Bigfoot, you can't walk the walk.
I don't wanna do what I don't wanna do!
Dunk!
Hey. Why are you so focused on dunking?
Dunks are awesome! Dunks are cool!
That's all.
If that's all, then you can't beat me.
Yes I can!
Not a chance. No matter how many times we play, I'm gonna win.
This and the one before were just practice.
I'm gonna be the winner when it counts!
Then I'll look forward to the one where it counts.
When my Bigfoot is fixed, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Oh.
What do you mean, "oh"? That hurt!
Okay, kittens! Time for your milk!
Good, go drink up!
Find the ones who keep their money even when they're having a good time, and milk it out of them!
You don't have to pay.
But in return, once you get as drunk as you want, I get to eat you.
Hey, you. Who gave you permission to stand there?
No need to get hung up on minor details!
That. That's why I hate moon women.
How can you tell, Mama?
Moon women have huge, jutting breasts because of the low gravity.
Must be nice.
Mind if I sit here?
Go ahead, I don't mind.
Got an order?
Oh, that's right. No rules apply to moon women.
Just so long as you pay.
So close.
Huh?
Nothing.
"Three in the Key"...
That's a good name for a bar.
Yeah.
The key has the shape of an actual keyhole, doesn't it?
Note: She's talking about the shaded area of the court under the basket.
You can only stay in the keyhole for three seconds.
So "Three in the Key"... the three-second rule.
The three-second rule. An excellent rule.
It shows the wisdom of humanity.
It governs offense and defense below the basket, and violations are used to keep both teams on equal footing.
Why do you play Bigfoot Basketball?
What do you say to taking on Dunk Mask again?
And I'll throw in the Platinum Hurricane, Sela Miranda, for a 1-on-1-on-1.
Those feet give me just one answer.
Okay.
Leave it to me.
Hey, pay up!
I'll keep the change, Tits McGee.
You've been watching me for a while. You've got something you want to say?
I-I didn't come here followin' you.
If something's big, I like it!
Then how about a big ——?
This.
Could you try this out for me?
This is...
You're the whiz who brought Dunk Mask's Bigfoot...
...up to that level using the little that you had.
Professor Souichi Ayukawa...
Who on earth are you...?
Just a shoemaker.
I sleep and I sleep, and yet I'm still as tired as ever...
I peek at the news I missed out on yesterday...
"A New Fight Moves from the Court to the City!"
"Crusher Who Buried City Basketball One by One Revealed as the Frozen Inferno,
BFB Player Iceman Hottie."
"Last night Iceman, Dunk Mask the Debt King, and Sela D. Miranda the Platinum Hurricane...
...held a cutthroat free-for-all somewhere in Rollingtown.
Though it was cut short by police interference, some citizens call for a rematch.
The Police report they are hot on the trail of the three mechs.
"Ultimate Bystander, signing off," he writes.
Man, are those police slow.
You shouldn't be "hot on the trail" when you already know who did it!
Plus two of the three mechs are right her—
What?!
"Fracture"? "Dislocation"? "Upgrade"?
Now I've got a full set!
All three of them are right here!
All right! If this is how it's gonna be, I'm gonna freakin' rebuild them from the core out!
Ganz! Bel!
Hey.
What's up?
Have at it!
They're multiplying.
Not a problem, not a problem!
We've got all three.
Oh, Gramps, where'd you—!
What? You fall for Lunar busts too?
So that's called a Lunar bust!
I wondered where you were out doddering around when we were so busy. Figures.
I like anything as long as it's big!
This here's proof!
Ganz!
Huh? What's this?
The work of this esteemed personage.
Souichi and that lady seem to be on friendly terms.
Maybe they get along because they both came down from the moon.
Hey!
This sender...
Coco...
I'm hungry.
Your brother's gonna dunk the ball for sure, so c'mon and give me something to eat...
What's this?
Mail.
What?
Late tonight?
That's right. All three mechs are here, after all.
We'll use this junkyard as the starting point.
Finish off the repairs and upgrades by then, please!
Boy! Or young man? Whichever.
You, come with me.
Why me?
I like your face!
You don't have to come.
Wow, it's like a big deal all of a sudden.
"Finish off all three mechs' repairs and upgrades by tonight, please!"...
...she said.
"Even if they're not all there, the whistle will be blown promptly and mercilessly at midnight tonight, so be ready!"
What's the deal with that woman; doing this without even asking?!
Didn't you leave it all to her?
I just said I'd think about it!
The hell with this! I'm hungry and I'm gonna eat it!
Coco?
Grub.
Coco?
Brother! You better win now!
Coco.
All right! Your brother's gonna eat your care package and win for sure!
Coco, you messed up a bit though... Your care package is all in cans!
Spanky!
What the hell are you doing?
But you know, neither the Hurricane nor the Inferno is gonna go down easy.
Eating Coco's cans will give me the strength of a hundred men.
No way I'll lose!
You've got the stupidity of a thousand, just as I thought.
All right, I ate!
Let's go, Spanky!
What the hell, stupid-head—
You bastard, I swear I'll eat you!
Come, Spanky!
What? Why?
I'm gonna win. Bel!
Yeah, yeah.
Hey Bel, hand me the wrench.
Hey, Bel!
Dammit, someone give me a hand!
Don't let yourself depend on them, Miyuki.
A real engineer can't borrow someone else's hands.
Grow up already.
Those are—!
Go on, load them up.
I dunno, maybe a little to the right?
Here?
Yeah, that's good!
This strategy might turn out to be a really good idea, Dan!
Well, of course.
I'll let you take your time praising me later, so let's head on to the next.
Yeah!
You!
Ganz! When did you become that woman's lackey?
Not a lackey! Call me a slave of love!
Dunk Mask, you're doing something intriguing.
What's your strategy?
Dumbass! As if I'd tell you.
All right! I'll look forward to finding out tonight.
See you then!
Those are big!
Just because they're big she thinks everyone will do whatever she wants!
Oh? I meant the boxes.
Shoes!
Incredible!
So cool!
I've never seen anything like it!
I don't care what you say... I've never seen Bigfoots wearing shoes before!
You got that right!
Did it in time...
Okay! Listen up, please!
It looks like Dunk Mask isn't here yet, but I'll go ahead and explain the rules!
There are two ways to win:
You win if you're left standing when the other two mechs are no longer able to play.
Or, of course, you can win by making a basket.
Where's the hoop?
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Dan, it's almost time for tip-off!
Shut up!
It's nearly midnight.
Operators to the cockpits.
Ten seconds.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
The last. This is the last one.
Three.
Two.
One.
Oh, isn't this pretty, Princess?
These shoes...
There! Is that the hoop?
That wind again...
Whoa! Awesome!
What's with these shoes?
They're so light with such a good grip!
Wait a sec! You haven't left yet?
Yo, Miyuki! Did you do these shoes?
Never mind that, just go!
Sela is gonna get murdered taking on Destroy all by herself!
Sweet! With these shoes, I can run anywhere in the city I want to go!
Miyuki!
You should come too!
Destroy!
Destroy, destroy!
Thanks to these shoes, my destroying power has doubled!
Destroy!
At this rate they don't need a hoop.
Destroy is gonna win...
Nope, the star is about to arrive.
Very well.
As I thought, the one whose genes I'll receive...
...appears to be you, Iceman Hottie!
Just give it up, Plastic Candycane!
I told you, it's the Platinum Hurricane!
Fine, fine.
Sorry I'm late.
I was held up getting some arrangements in place!
Oh, it's Dan.
He's here!
Mister Destroy over there can't have been satisfied with just the Platitude.
We can tell you're doing that on purpose!
From here on you've got me, Dunk Mask—
Not a patient guy!
Follow Dunk Mask!
This is getting interesting!
Hey! What are you doing? You just gonna run away?
No!
Dunk Mask!
There are rules for this match—
I don't need rules!
Destroy, destroy!
One more! One more!
Destroy!
There!
What?
Reading the ball's course ahead of time...
Is that your whole strategy?!
Not quite!
My real aim...
...is this!
That idiot!
No, it's right on!
These have a better grip than I ever imagined...
He did it!
Amazing...
Come on! Now we're really gonna get started!
Is that... the legendary...?
akiramenai no mo'
I'm not gonna give up.
doumawari da toshite mo
Even if it's the long way around.
tadoritsuku no oops!
I'll get there and go "Oops!"
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Body rock nani ga machiuketeta to shitemo
Body rock! No matter what you were waiting for...
I won't stop ki o tsuketa hou ga ii kamo ne
...I won't stop! So you might wanna watch out.
Step back. Up in this town, I'm number one girl.
Some days ugokidasu koto tameratte
Some days I hesitate to move.
The next day dakedo wasureru no mo daiji da tte
The next day, but forgetting can be important, too.
arukitsuyoku natte mukaeta today
Kept walking and I'm stronger now to face today.
susundeku no my way
I'll keep going my way.
sono te wo kazashite tsukamu free world
Reach out your hand and grab on to a free world.
I'll show you now baby, baby
I'll show you now baby, baby!
sou furu supiido de
that's right, at full speed.
mou junbi okay? tamerawanai de
You're already ready, okay? So, don't hesitate.
"itsuka" ja nai masa ni ima
Not "someday", but right now.
Wake up before too late
The world is mine utagau yochi mo nai
The world is mine— I don't even have room to doubt it.
mizukara no (yourself) naka de (inside) shinogi kezuriau Life
Inside myself (yourself inside) we're both scraping away at life.
"Shut up I don't care what they say" oh! ki ni shinai de
"Shut up I don't care what they say." Oh! Don't worry about it.
aruiteku no my way
I'll keep walking my way.
kono te wo kazashite tsukamu free world
I reach out my hand and grab on to a free world.
I'll show you now baby, baby!
sou furu supiido de
that's right, at full speed.
mou junbi okay? tamerawanai de
You're already ready, okay? So, don't hesitate.
"itsuka" ja nai masa ni ima
Not "someday", but right now.
Wake up before too late.
I wanna play, I wanna play!
Isn't Haruka arranging matches for you?
No way! I don't wanna play to someone else's tune!
Console yourself with that.
I wanna play!
Next time, Basquash!
NEXT TIME
BASQUASH!
What's a "basquash"?